The Smart-Ass Factor

The Reckoners The early reviews/summaries of Reckoners has inspired me to say: I am not cheerful!

I am, in fact, a smart-ass.

It wasn’t something I planned, mind you.  Just how it is. (Seriously, if you aren’t mousing over the links in this blog to see what pops up in the title, you’re missing some fun).  So I’m repeatedly baffled when I find descriptions of my work as humorous or cheerful.

I think the ANGEL franchise books–working with the Joss Whedon characters–first let out the smart-ass in me. Well, the public smart-ass, anyway.  The other part was there all along.  Just ask my parents.

But after that, there was no putting the cork back on that bottle.  I mean, Kimmer…oh yeah  (Exception to the Rules, Beyond the Rules).  There’s a character with a slicing edge of humor.  Not always appropriate to her situation, but that’s what life made her…

Since Kimmer hit the scene, I never really know what’ll pop out of my characters’ mouths, and I like it.  They’re not all Kimmer, but they’re not that Snuggles fabric softener bear, either.  And with Reckoners, a book that has slyly dark edges sneaking through it, I just can’t…I mean…seriously.  Cheerful? As in perky?

Me?  Them?

I’m going to invest in some black nail polish and a glower.

PS:  If you want to know about the baggies…well, I’m not telling!  It’s in the book, mwah ha ha!

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51 Responses to “The Smart-Ass Factor”

  1. Peggy Says:

    Smart-ass is good. You admit you are going to get in trouble (danger, deep s–t etc), not like the dumb bunny (sorry real bunnies) who go in the dark room (basement, woods, whatever) for 17 books. Do they never learn?

  2. Doranna Says:

    I’ve gotten to the point where I say, “No, don’t even look awa–! Oh, too late.”

    ;>

  3. JOYE Says:

    Enjoyed reading the blog entries. Can’t wait to read the book and find out about the baggies.

  4. Doranna Says:

    Hi, Joye!

    I wonder if this is supposed to be a contest entry? I know you’re very loyal with your entries, but there’s no “FFC” here… (Femme Fatale contest, that is!)

    Glad to see you here either way! 8)

  5. Robert Says:

    one definition of smart ass that I liked – “A person who, by means of purpose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.”

    Myself I think smart ass plays on the fool factor, that is fool as in the king’s fool. It gives you the ability to say things you might otherwise not be able to say.

    Here’s an example(not to be applied to our hostess- “If it is true that the pen is mightier than the sword then you might be able to use the writing of – insert writer’s name you don’t like- to carve warm butter.” Ok, so it is a little mixing of the metaphor. Or maybe- if he sharpened his wit, it still would not cut anything.

  6. Doranna Says:

    I guess that’s a type of smart-ass? I’m thinking more of a dry and sometimes cutting humor, irreverent…whimsical. It happens just because it happens.

    What you described seems more like trying to score points off someone by using sarcasm and dry tone?

  7. Robert Says:

    now you have gone and done it, got me thinking again. I may have to devote a chapter in “An Old Fart’s Guide to the 21st Century” to the smart-ass.

  8. cories Says:

    I prefer smart-ass to snarky, but there’s a fine line between the two (especially since snarkiness is currently co-opted by teens).

    By the way, FFC FFC FFC!

  9. tamibates Says:

    my fella is such a smart ass
    i actaully calller him that for many yrs , lol yes to his face, instead of using him name at time lol

    ffc

    im a facenbook friend and twitter already

  10. Mary Preston Says:

    “FFC” it is. I have to say that just looking at the cover of The Reckoners does not say humorous or cheerful to me. I agree :where does that come from people??

  11. P Roberson Says:

    I heard an old saying once. It goes “everyone loves a smart ass.” By the looks of your following, I’d say that you’re in good company, so you must be doing something right!! Keep up the good work!!

  12. Debby Says:

    I love smart ass heroines and heroes. They make for great reading. Your book sounds great. FFC

  13. sylvia kriksic Says:

    ffc, great contest

  14. Andrea I Says:

    I’m glad I went to the Fresh Fiction site and now receive your newsletter. I’ve not read any of your books, but have to check out books with a smart- ass factor.
    FFC

  15. Raquel Vega-Grieder Says:

    Everyone Has An Inner Smart-Ass But It Is How We Use It That Makes All The Difference. Using It For The Greater Good Is Always A Good Thing To Behold….LOL. I Am Also A Big Fan Of Joss Whedon So That Also Helps To Establish That Being A Smart-Ass Can Be A Great Thing. FFC

  16. Heather Says:

    FFC
    My first visit here. I read the excerpt for Reckoners and found myself pulled right in. Love when book can do that in such a short time.

  17. Vikki Parman Says:

    What does FCC stand for? As a tried and true smart butt myself, I salute you. It’s a genetic trait …. I like these types of characters. Carry on.

  18. Heidi Shafer Says:

    I think everyone has a little smart-ass in them. It’s just ones like us don’t mind letting people now. Most people like to hide it. Not me!!!! Any way great book. Enjoyed reading.
    thanks again, FFC, I hope this is were I’m to put this….
    Heidi

  19. Wilma Frana Says:

    FFC
    Looks like a good book, I’d love to read it.

  20. Karin Says:

    I enjoy Kimmer’s mouthiness (sp?). Certainly don’t need Snuggies. I thought FFC was Fast Forward Cuz?

  21. Cheryl English Says:

    FFC! Being a smart ass is actually good for you. It makes you laugh and relieve tension. It may be at someone elses expense, but as the old saying goes ” Oh Well.”

  22. Minna Says:

    FFC
    I definitely like smart ass heroines and heroes. Can’t wait to read this book!

  23. Doranna Says:

    Minna, thanks for stopping by! FFC back atcha, and I hope you enjoy the book!

  24. Doranna Says:

    Cheryl–FFC to you! Being a smart-ass definitely is about dry humor for me and relieves tension, but ooh, it can be bad when it goes wrong. The times I’ve had people take me seriously when I said something absurd…ouch!

  25. Doranna Says:

    Karin–I get a kick out of Kimmer, too. She’s fun to write! I never heard of Fast Forward Cuz, though…hmm…Google… (FFC!)

  26. Doranna Says:

    Wilma–FFC to you!

  27. Doranna Says:

    Heidi–hey, anywhere in the comments. FFC to you, too! And I’m SO glad you enjoyed the reading!

  28. cathie Says:

    I’m a smartass myself so that being said I look forward to reading your books! Include “FFC!

  29. Doranna Says:

    Vikki–We smartie-butts must stick together!

    FFC is “Femme Fatale Contest.” 8)

  30. Doranna Says:

    Heather, FFC to you! Very kind words, too–thank you!

  31. Doranna Says:

    Raquel–LOL! You definitely pass on the Smart-Ass Mojo Meter.

    I adore Joss’s work, and while I know my ANGEL books can’t meet that gold standard…well, I had fun trying! ;>

    FFC!

  32. Doranna Says:

    Andrea, FFC to you! I’m glad to see you here!

  33. Doranna Says:

    Sylvia, I’m glad you like the contest. FFC!

  34. Doranna Says:

    Debby–hurrah, another Smart Ass lover! FFC!

  35. Doranna Says:

    P.– Thank you for those kind words–made me smile!

  36. Doranna Says:

    Hi, Mary! FFC! The smarty-pants factor is what helped to sell the book to Tor, and I think my wondrous editor mentioned that to marketing…and early on, marketing had translated that to “humorous.” So the first blurbs to go out made it sound like hyuck-hyuck-hyuck. That was a while ago, but I think there’s still some trickle-down from it. Otherwise…shoot, maybe people are looking for a PC way to say “smart ass!” ;>

  37. Doranna Says:

    Hi, Tami–yup, I’ve seen your tweets and posts! (That sounds like it shouldn’t be said socially, doesn’t it?) Thanks for stopping by! (FFC!)

  38. Doranna Says:

    LOL! FFC back!

    Yes, snarky is a little over the line for me…

  39. Doranna Says:

    Ahh, good, Smart-Asses unite! (FFC!)

  40. Lisa M Says:

    Love the book trailer. also LOVE that you are a smart-ass (maybe because I pride myself as being one as well?) (FFC!)

  41. Doranna Says:

    Clearly we must start a club! FFC, and I’m so glad you liked the trailer! It’s my first and I was really, really happy with it. Will not admit to how many times I’ve watched it…

  42. Michelle B. Says:

    Hello,

    Enjoyed the book trailer for The Reckoners…made me add it to my to be read list…

    Michelle B. aka Koshkalady

  43. Doranna Says:

    Michelle–now, that is super cool! Thank you!

  44. Pat Cochran Says:

    I’ve just watched the Reckoners trailer. I too will now add this book to
    my TBR list. Oh, almost forgot: FFC!

    Pat Cochran

  45. Doranna Says:

    Hi, Pat– Too cool! I’m glad you liked the trailer. 8) And FFC to you!

  46. Gayle O Says:

    Congrats on the review. I enjoyed reading the different posts and getting to know more about you as an author. I hope to read more of your works soon. And I also wanted to let you know that I already get your newsletter. A big FFC to you.

  47. Doranna Says:

    Hi, Gayle–and FFC! I hope you’re enjoying the newsletter. 8)

  48. Vicki Wurgler Says:

    I think I’d rather be a smart-ass than perky! More Fun! FFC

  49. Doranna Says:

    Vicki–You and me both! FFC!

  50. Keira James Says:

    Joss Whedon is a great director, most of the science fiction series that i love are created by him.:’”

  51. Doranna Says:

    Keira–it doesn’t quite work that way for me, but it works the other way around. Most of his SF series, I love! ;>